Was reading this article on Mike Price (Bama football coach that was fire for being in the strip clubs), came across this quote:

"I think I can still motivate and lead people,' Price told the newspaper.
Price said he continues to look for a job in college football or the National Football League.

Uhh no you can't, sorry Mike. Even if it didn't happen quite the way SI reported you forfeited your character that evening. And it's hard to follow a man w/o Character.